No time? Dry clean on-line!
In a hurry? Park & Pay by Phone!
Spice up your lunch break with curry in a hurry for £4.95!
Gaaaagghhh!! Stop it! No more! Stop offering me these speedy, quick solutions to dry cleaning, parking and eating, for God’s sake! And how the hell does one dry clean on-line, anyway?! Or park by phone!?! It just doesn’t make sense! And su-u-urely a curry, on account of its spiciness and what-have-you, is the last thing you should be eating “in a hurry”! (other than celery or blue cheese or Christmas cake)
And what’s with all these exclamation marks?! Why do you have to shout at me all the time?!! Actually, two out of three of the exclamation marks in the above were added by me… but the others were implied! There was an exclamation marky tone to these ads!
So come on, people, let’s take a stand! Let’s stop being told about our “hectic lifestyles,” our “busy busy” lives and how we want to fit more and more into less and less time! The adverts, the media, the everything around us, are telling us who we are and how we want to be, and we don’t have to be these things!!
Take a stand and sit down!
Open your eyes and go to sleep!
Do your dry cleaning, park and eat (especially curries), in your own sweet time!
Have a cup of tea!
Sorry, I mean…
…(((_have a cup of tea_)))…
🙂 🙂 🙂