The Eternal Contract

Maybe I am being overly pernickety, but it grates on me when companies, such as broadband and phone providers, offer their services Forever. I mean Forever is not just A Very Long Time Indeed… IT IS FOREVER!

Can you really promise a superfast internet connection until after Sol has breathed Her last searing Helium breath?

Can we really have unlimited evening and weekend calls until The Big Bang meets its Antecedent at the Far End of Time?

I think not!

(Although sadly, at the present, it is impossible to prove them wrong)

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