What do you call a potato with four equal sides?
A square root vegetable.
Does a woodsman log in, in the morning?
“You shall not pass!” said Gandalf the Driving Instructor.
What is the significance of hot air balloons?
“Life is not a series of gig lamps symmetrically arranged; life is a luminous halo…”
– Virginia Woolf
Last night I dreamt of a Salsa flash mob.
I wish flies would evolve and figure out windows!
In Disney’s ‘Tangled,’ we never see Rapunzel’s dirty feet.
As I skin and fillet a pineapple, I am mindful of the resemblance to butchery.
Am I a betrayer of a non-sock-wearing cause?
I wanna be a rug star!
I have become one of those people who stop at a bench and get out a flask.