Dreamt I had a nice chat with…
“I’m never letting go”
What is the Merovingian’s curse?
A dad in Tesco’s:
“Don’t smack the mushrooms!”
I counted the Monster Munch in my bag today. There were five whole ones and a few bits which amounted to about another two. Do seven Monster Munch a bag of crisps make?
In my dream…
[ He was distracted by scientific perception ]